Not a Venti Latte, it’s actually an exotic candle
Jasmine Tea, Dandelion, and Sweet Pea Vanilla aren’t just the names of David Crosby’s “donor†children, it’s ninety hours of olfactory pleasure brought to you by Skeem Design. Made of soy and paraffin these candles burn more evenly than your average Glade. The design is just as pleasing and heady as the candles. I know what you’re thinking, “You are a treasure Sheehan, but I fear during these uncertain times, I don’t have enough money to buy cocktail glasses, never mind candles!†Here’s a solution, after these burn down you can use the cool, silk-screened glasses to fill with King Cobra malt liquor and impress your well traveled friends with your hi-lo sense of style. Also, you can gift Skeem candles without letting on that you’re thrifty and really don’t know them all that well. Now you’re thinking, “Wait a minute, is there any pornography involved here?†Well, not in the traditional sense but there is a lime and grapefruit votive by the name of Boudoir so you may want to keep it hidden from the kids…I know it’s sad, but sex sells.
Sheehan McGuirk
