THE SEX FILES: New Films from Wicked Pictures

Another review column this week; this time it’s some new titles from our friends at Wicked Pictures.

Up first is a DVD from Nadya “Octomom” Suleman, Octomom Home Alone. Pretty much as the title suggests, this Brad Armstrong directed romp features Nadya having a fun solo time in about 6 different outfits, sets and scenes. I found I couldn’t turn away to what amounted to a lot of breast fondling (in one scene, a rather hilarious send-up set of Nadya ‘doing the washing’ in front of a long clothesline of onesies. Behind her, all we get is Nadya fondling her obviously augmented big boobs) and masturbation with and without toys. We see Nadya in lingerie, shorts and t-shirt, bikini and there is a candid behind-the-scenes feature, as well as a pretty straight forward one-on-one interview with the lady conducted by Jessica Drake, a Wicked woman herself.

If you are a fan of female masturbation and you want a peak into what the Octomom is all about, give Octomom Home Alone a look-see. Lots of companies were vying for the opportunity to get this woman on film like this, but she went with Wicked as she says in her interview because she felt most comfortable with the company.

N.J.’s own naughty Joanna Angel serves up some hot steamy sex with coffee in her self-directed Baristas. There might be a little too much talk here as Joanna and her usual troupe of tattooed/pierced beauties serve-up what they can at the Burning Angel Coffee Hole, but their buns are warm for sure and there is plenty of cream for the coffee (forgive me, I couldn’t resist.) Joanna’s girls (Kleio, Krysta Kaos, Veruca James and Jessie Lee) are certainly talented ladies, especially when it comes to ‘attending orally’ to their customers and there is one especially cool sex scene here utilizing almost every spot, chair, railing in an alley outside the shop, but I would have liked maybe a smidgen less attempts at acting and dialogue. But Baristas serves up its sex piping hot and as always, Joanna Angel delivers in her stylish way.

The last Wicked film is the massive box for the double disc Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody. This is truly wacky stuff, a big budget send-up, featuring Misty Stone, the afore mentioned Jessica Drake, Ethan Hunt, Tommy Gunn (really the list goes on and on) covering the madcap territory of MIB in a truly naughty way. As even the most causal porn fans knows parody is a big seller in the world of dirty flicks and this Wicked release leaves no stone unturned, copying outfits, aliens (of course with wildly sexy twists to them) and weaponry, not to mention a stone cold homage to Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith. What I especially like about these big box sets is the bonus stuff you get, and in the case of Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody there is a 2nd full DVD worth of stuff like a behind-the- scenes feature, a blooper real, special SFX stuff and so much more. Of a wholly different order then the Octomom movie and what Joanna Angel is offering, stuff like this MIB film is the high-production end of the spectrum in porn. See you at the movies!

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