Look, we all gotta chill. If you humped for Hillary, I’m sorry she lost (that Javitz Center is a really big place when you’re just waiting and waiting for hours, huh?). If you were all out for Trump, well, yippee for you. But try and get a grip either way. In the end, be truthful, have you ever truly seen much of a difference in your life with whose in office, really? And most importantly, has who has ever been in office ever truly affected your sex life (except maybe for Bill C and how jealous he made you feel with what he managed with a certain intern and a cigar?) Take a breath, recharge the vibe and spin round some Clips4sale movies (you’re certainly going to find lots more male adult performers not wearing condoms in the future) and remember, if nobody’s near, you always have self-love.