THE SEX FILES: Post Election Sex

big-bang-theorySo, it’s all over…finally. No matter if you voted for Trump, Hillary, or anybody else, at least you can say that the circus has pulled up its tents, the ultimate BBW has sung, arguably the worst choices and wackiest campaign year have gone away. Some are licking their wounds, others are celebrating, but most of us are simply too exhausted right now to give a shit beyond maybe shaking our heads in bewilderment of all that went down.

So, instead, let’s talk sex…

Furthering on the political side of things (beyond Hillary and Donald though), California’s Prop 60, or the Condoms in Pornographic Films Initiative was defeated yesterday. The prop was a measure to require the mandatory “use of condoms and other protective measures during the filming of pornographic films, as well as requiring pornography producers to pay for certain health requirements and checkups.” It was a long hard fought war that saw many battles but those against the measure are celebrating today. Believe me, it was about so much more than just requiring condoms and health check-ups.

Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, will run as the Libertarian Party candidate for the Nevada State Assembly

On the legal side of things:

The once venerable rock mag Rolling Stone was found libel (as well as writer Sabrina Rubin Erdely and Wenner Media) of defamation from publishing Erdely’s A Rape On Campus broadside article back in 2014. Many of Erdely’s facts from the victim “Jackie” who related her supposed rape on the University of Virginia to the writer were brought into question with the campus’s then Associate Dean of Students, Nicole P. Eramo claiming she was depicted in the article as a “chief villain.” The court agreed with Eramo, though her damages fee has yet to be determined.

Our own New York State Supreme Court ruled that it was not unconstitutional for the state to collect ‘excise taxes’ on the admission fees to “adult entertainment” venues (strip clubs) when non-adult venues are exempt.

This all began 5 years ago when The Department of Taxation audited the Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club in Manhattan five years ago, finding that that club had not paid its excise taxes for the sale of the club’s “Beaver Bucks.” Following from this, in February ‘14, New York’s Division of Tax Appeals sent Flynt’s strip club a bill for $2 million in unpaid taxes.

Now it seems Flynt needs to fork over the money.

And on T.V. (and news just about one actress being naughty)

The ultimate geeks wet dream, Kaley Cuoco really ‘brought it’ these past few weeks with all of herself she happened to show. First, it was a SnapChat pic seen round the net, when Kaley sent a picture of herself out last week baring her breast (and a well-placed smiley emoji covering her nipple) Then on last week’s Big Bang Theory, Kaley’s streetwise and sassy “Penny” and her man “Leonard” were discovered playing in a makeshift dungeon. Cuoco was dressed in a red corset, little black shorts, hat and fishnets…brandishing a riding crop.

My God is this girl sexy! (Oh, sorry is that misogynistic of me? Will you be branding me a soldier of Trump now?)

Look, we all gotta chill. If you humped for Hillary, I’m sorry she lost (that Javitz Center is a really big place when you’re just waiting and waiting for hours, huh?). If you were all out for Trump, well, yippee for you. But try and get a grip either way. In the end, be truthful, have you ever truly seen much of a difference in your life with whose in office, really? And most importantly, who has ever been in office that truly affected your sex life (except maybe for Bill C and how jealous he made you feel with what he managed with a certain intern and a cigar?) Take a breath, recharge the vibe and spin round some Clips4sale movies (you’re certainly going to find lots more male adult performers not wearing condoms in the future) and remember, if nobody’s near, you always have self-love.

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